funnytwittertweets:

funnytwittertweets:

It's Gonna Be Fantastic

Losingmymindtonight:one Day I’ll Finally Write That Ridiculously Elaborate Fanfiction That I’ve Been Carefully Constructing In My Daydreams For Months And Then You’ll Be Sorry. You’ll All Be Sorry.

Dduane:watsonraejepsen:watsonraejepsen:watsonraejepsen:watsonraejepsen:reading Adrian Conan Doyle&Amp;Rsquo;S Biography Of His Father And I Am Going To Lose It. I Am Vibrating At A Frequency That Could Shatter Glass. This Man Was Unreal&Amp;Ldquo;Haha Sherlock

Corpsecoded:they Should Invent A Someone That Will Love Me If They Never See Me Again And Will Love Me If They See Me Every Tuesday

Pencilcat:

Sroloc&Amp;Ndash;Elbisivni:[Grabs Your Shirt] Listen. Listen To Me. The Practical Is Holy. The Everyday Is Sacred. The Simple Act Of Surviving Is Divine. Do You Get It? Sanctity Begins At Home, In The Hands That Build And The Lives We Live And The Deaths

New Heresy That Makes The Bible Way Funnier:

Zaprowsdower27:Plaguedocboi:feeling Hostile About Seeing Christmas Advertisements In October The War On Christmas Will End When It Ceases Its Illegal Occupation Of Autumn And Retreats Back Behind The Thanksgiving Armistice Line.

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National-Shitpost-Registry:fortooate: Qualitytimeswithqualitylads: Massive L To Our Ancestors For Not Domesticating The Bear For The Ultimate Friend I Sympathize With The Post On The One Hand But Also ‘Man We Shoulda Domesticated Bears’ Has The

Teaboot:stop Posting This Kinda Shit My Vestigial Fish Brain Wanna Go Home

Guooey:constantly Repeating To Myself “You Are Not Broken You Are Young And Learning How To Live” During Everything I Do Everywhere I Go All The Time

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