valdevia:valdevia:The person who ran next to your car when you were a child.Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.

valdevia:valdevia:The person who ran next to your car when you were a child.Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.

Somecunttookmyurl:feminescu:i Am Not My Mother And I Am Not My Father But A Third Worse Thing

Ladyofthehouse:beardedmrbean:i Mean It&Amp;Rsquo;S A Goddamn Golden Potato. Sometimes You Just Need One On Your Blog.

It's Gonna Be Fantastic

Prismatic-Bell:allhailthe70Shousewife:hey 18 - 29 Year Olds,Thank You! You Made A Difference. You May Not See The Overwhelming, Immediate, Desirable Results. Please Do Not Be Discouraged. But You Stopped More Really Horrible Things From Happening.

Meckamecha:catgirlcockunions: Drifty-Bimbo-Kitty:jawbone-Xylophone:cameoappearance:leeshajoy:octoberspirit:venn364: Callmebliss: Horizon: Our Flag Means Death What Pokémon Do In The Shadows Sky: Children Of The Sandman Don’t Sandman Together

Blessyouhawkeye:he&Amp;Rsquo;S The Funniest Person I Know

Inejghafabf:she&Amp;Rsquo;S A 10 But Her Social Battery Dies Before She Even Goes Outside

Redstonedust:nothing More Disappointing Than A Shower With Low Water Pressure. I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Want To Feel Like A Wet Sad Beast Left Out In The Rain I Want To Be Power Washed.

Mysharona1987:

Depressedlilcunt-Deactivated202:

Funnytwittertweets:

Bethanyactually:lurker-No-More:Chef’s Kiss[Image Description: Three Screenshots Of Four Tweets.image 1: A Tweet By Regretfully, Alise (@Alisenavidad): Dems Just Won The Senate In The Middle Of Tiffany Trump&Amp;Rsquo;S Wedding It Literally Could Not Have

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