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Biglawbear:infinite Monkeys With Infinite Typewriters Will Not, Apparently, Write Shakespeare. They Will Write A Homoerotic 1973 Mafia Film By Martin Scorsese.

Theconcealedweapon:rich People Always Say That They Deserve The Profits Because They Take The Risks.but When The Risk Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Pay Off, They Expect To Be Bailed Out.

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Madphantom:anyway If This Post Reaches 30000 Notes I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Sit Down And Professionally Film A Goncharov Movie Scene You Can Send To People Who Claim It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Real. This Is Completely Serious, I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Made Movies Before And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Willing

Citizen-Zero:anyway I Think We All Know Who The True Best Character In Goncharov (1973) Is

T4Tlambert:the Clock Scene Is Overhyped As Hell And Film Bros Ignore The Importance Of The Apple Scene Bc They&Amp;Rsquo;Re Afraid Of The Homoerotic Undertones And I Will Die On This Hill!

Apatheticlexicographer:

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