biglawbear:Infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters will not, apparently, write Shakespeare. They will write a homoerotic 1973 mafia film by Martin Scorsese.

biglawbear:Infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters will not, apparently, write Shakespeare. They will write a homoerotic 1973 mafia film by Martin Scorsese.

Theconcealedweapon:rich People Always Say That They Deserve The Profits Because They Take The Risks.but When The Risk Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Pay Off, They Expect To Be Bailed Out.

Tinydragontori:bitchboynasty:absolutely Trueyou Are So Right

Were&Amp;Ndash;Ralph:elon Musk Really Said: Destroy Twitter Any% Speedrun [Wr]

The-Fantabulous-Toast:youremysunshine8:Adventures-In-Poor-Planning:adventures-In-Poor-Planning:adventures-In-Poor-Planning:prayer To Whichever Dead Catholic Person Is Most Appropriate: May I Not Have To Run A Whole Week Of Surprise Camps On Crutches.

Madphantom:anyway If This Post Reaches 30000 Notes I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Sit Down And Professionally Film A Goncharov Movie Scene You Can Send To People Who Claim It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Real. This Is Completely Serious, I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Made Movies Before And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Willing

Citizen-Zero:anyway I Think We All Know Who The True Best Character In Goncharov (1973) Is

T4Tlambert:the Clock Scene Is Overhyped As Hell And Film Bros Ignore The Importance Of The Apple Scene Bc They&Amp;Rsquo;Re Afraid Of The Homoerotic Undertones And I Will Die On This Hill!

Apatheticlexicographer:

Capnsoapy:&Amp;Ldquo;What&Amp;Rsquo;S Tumblr Like?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Well Currently The Majority Of The Userbase Are Writing Synopses And Critiques For A Movie Dreamt Up By An Old Shoe&Amp;Rdquo;

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I Exist

Liberalsarecool:health Care Includes Abortion.

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