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Strengthofthewolfisthepack:thothoward:cats Be Like Damn We Are Cuddling 😳 What If I Bit You For No Reason Girls Be Like Damn We Are Cuddling 😳 What If I Bit You For No Reason

Ineffectualdemon:piosplayhouse:went Outside My Fandom Bubble And Saw People Being Cancelled For Shipping Two Characters Who Tried To Kill Each Other Once Damn Is This The Limit Nowadays Trying To Kill Each Other Is A Reason To Start Shipping Characters

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Scrunchie-Face:broomsticks:animentality:goncharov Broke Containment. Tumblr Is A Better Place For Getting News Actually Because You Feel The Need To Check A Real Source To Confirm What You Just Read, But Tweeters Just Take Tweets At Face Value Without

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Animentality:twitter Threads Are Incomprehensible And Dense And While They Insist You Can Be &Amp;Ldquo;Ratioed,&Amp;Rdquo; You Technically Never Win A Twitter Argument. On Tumblr You Can Win So Decisively, You Force That Blog To Deactivate And Then That Post

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