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Slimegargoyle:the Aquarium Said You Are Nothing Compared To An Eel

Tattooedzombigirl:theman:beardedmrbean:i Got A Fucking Raise The Potato Worked Wtf This Potato Works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Watermelynn-Witch:cinemaocd:pajamasecrets:keanu, When Asked What Sort Of Girls He Likes. 1994. Big Breakfast: What Sort Of Girls Do You Like?Keanu: Oh Man…Holds Face In Hands Repeats Question They’re All Angels.big Breakfast: Really? And Are

Lakevida:will You Please Take My Whimsical Ass Seriously

Catchymemes:

Ladyorlandodream:yes, Spain!!!!

Liquidgoth:she Call Me Plato The Way I Contemplate Her Cave

Lizmitches:you Can Be Peeling A Boiled Egg And Think To Yourself Wow. That Was So Simple. And Then You Peel Another One And It’s Like Being In The Throes Of War. Shell Everywhere. Egg Mangled. Tears In Your Eyes. That’s How God Keeps You Humble

Aphony-Cree:funnytwittertweets:this Feels Like A Good Time Add One Of My Favorite Weird Inventions From History: The Book Wheel, Invented In 1588

Callmebliss:holycowboysong:only-Tiktoks:i&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Never Rooted For Someone Harder! You Can Do It Man! Best Supporting I-Didn’t-Know-I-Was-An-Actress:

Airlocksandaviaries:looks Like We Can’t Isolate, Ignore, Ibuprofen Our Way Out Of This One Boys

Powerburial:what&Amp;Rsquo;S The Matter Honey? You&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Hardly Touched Your Fleeting Experience Of Time On Earth

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