fairycosmos:fairycosmos: i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room he doesn’t know wtf is going on

fairycosmos:fairycosmos: i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room he doesn’t know wtf is going on

Luz-De-La-Luna-Amour:when Men Roll Up Their Sleeves And Show Their Slutty Little Forearms I Wither Away Like A Victorian Man Seeing Ankles For The First Time

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Visenyaism:visenyaism:one Fun Thing About Being A Teacher In March 2023 Is That Chess Is A Literal Epidemic Among Teens. We Are Starting To Have Meetings About How We Can Stop Teenagers From Playing Too Much Chess Which Is Like If We Were Trying To Figure

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