brook: I still remember the dude who tried to convince me that detroit is just a 20 minute drive from atlanta thirst was so strong it created a goddamn wormhole

brook: I still remember the dude who tried to convince me that detroit is just a 20 minute drive from atlanta thirst was so strong it created a goddamn wormhole

Dampsandwich: Pancakes Always Sound Like A Great Idea Until You Eat One And Realize You Definitely Don’t Want The Other 3 Sitting On Your Plate

Feedmerightmeow: Our Mid-Midlife-Crisis Neighbor Started His Stupid Stinky Motorcycle At 10 At Night Right Under Out Windows. Calvin Is Just As Upset As I Am, Although He Thinks The Sound Is Coming From The Kitchen.

Meet-Me-In-Europe: Blue Lagoon, Iceland

Zodiacsociety: If Each Zodiac Sign Was A Drug Zodiac Signs Being Drunk Zodiac Signs In The Bedroom Zodiac Signs When Angry! Zodiac Signs As Ice Cream Flavours! Zodiac Signs In The Hunger Games

Glowe-Job: Mom: “Im Trying To Be More Hipster” Me:

Ranetree: Blackyote: Was Going To Text A Friend When Suddenly… Kestrel! (In Her Defense, This Is The Glove I Wear To Feed Her. I Put It On Then Got Distracted. Lol) She Looks So Perplexed. Human Human Human Is This My Dinner Human I Do Not Think

Lost-And-Hufflepuff: I Think The Reason Why Tolkien Keeps Referring To “The Bow Of Legolas” And “The Voice Of Legolas” And “The Arrows Of Legolas” Is That He Doesn’t Want To Write “Legolas’s”

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Halalbacon: The Human Brain Is An Amazing Organ. It Functions 24 Hours A Day From The Day We Are Born And Only Stops When We Are Taking An Exam

Littlemammal: At Work Last Week I Was Ringing Up This Guys Order And When He Signed I Was Trying To Read His Signature And I Was Like “Is Your Last Name Duck?” And He Got Really Nervous And He Was Like “Oh Nobodys Ever Uhh Noticed Before…. I

Endurancecrew: The Wolf Among Us: Jersey Devil Go On, Try To Stop Me!

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