dampsandwich: pancakes always sound like a great idea until you eat one and realize you definitely don’t want the other 3 sitting on your plate

dampsandwich: pancakes always sound like a great idea until you eat one and realize you definitely don’t want the other 3 sitting on your plate

Feedmerightmeow: Our Mid-Midlife-Crisis Neighbor Started His Stupid Stinky Motorcycle At 10 At Night Right Under Out Windows. Calvin Is Just As Upset As I Am, Although He Thinks The Sound Is Coming From The Kitchen.

Meet-Me-In-Europe: Blue Lagoon, Iceland

Zodiacsociety: If Each Zodiac Sign Was A Drug Zodiac Signs Being Drunk Zodiac Signs In The Bedroom Zodiac Signs When Angry! Zodiac Signs As Ice Cream Flavours! Zodiac Signs In The Hunger Games

Glowe-Job: Mom: “Im Trying To Be More Hipster” Me:

Ranetree: Blackyote: Was Going To Text A Friend When Suddenly… Kestrel! (In Her Defense, This Is The Glove I Wear To Feed Her. I Put It On Then Got Distracted. Lol) She Looks So Perplexed. Human Human Human Is This My Dinner Human I Do Not Think

Lost-And-Hufflepuff: I Think The Reason Why Tolkien Keeps Referring To “The Bow Of Legolas” And “The Voice Of Legolas” And “The Arrows Of Legolas” Is That He Doesn’t Want To Write “Legolas’s”

Welcome To My Twisted Mind....

Halalbacon: The Human Brain Is An Amazing Organ. It Functions 24 Hours A Day From The Day We Are Born And Only Stops When We Are Taking An Exam

Littlemammal: At Work Last Week I Was Ringing Up This Guys Order And When He Signed I Was Trying To Read His Signature And I Was Like “Is Your Last Name Duck?” And He Got Really Nervous And He Was Like “Oh Nobodys Ever Uhh Noticed Before…. I

Endurancecrew: The Wolf Among Us: Jersey Devil Go On, Try To Stop Me!

Dreadfen-Deactivated20151226: Penny Dreadful Opening Credits

Badluckchick: I Live In A Really Bad Neighborhood And My Friend Came Over And We Heard Gun Shots And She Was Like “Ooh Fireworks” And I Just Smiled And Nodded.

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