“Motherfucker I have seen 200 years of patience tell me it’s for wimps one more time and see how far my centurion sword can get up your-”

“Motherfucker I have seen 200 years of patience tell me it’s for wimps one more time and see how far my centurion sword can get up your-”

Cappinglesmis: Seriously Someone Slap Me With A Tuna Fish

Cappinglesmis: ….I Don’t Even Know.

Zethofhyrule: Figma Link On His Utmost Heroic And Inspiring Adventures (I Especially Love The Ones Where I Made Him Swim) I Had A Total Blast Doing This Photoshoot! And So Did Link! (Theeehee) Hope You Love Them Too! :D Dont Forget To Like And Share!

Walk The World

Greatness, At The Cost Of 1Urr

Our Little Infinities

Wartortles: Lonewolfheart: Wartortles: Im Like Horny For 30 Hours A Day Correction. 69 Hours A Day Thats Just Stupid Theres Not Even 69 Hours In A Day Where&Amp;Rsquo;S That Picture With The Joke Going Whooosh

Fuoco-Go: Gendertier: Gendertier: Gendertier: I Just Walked Into My Moms Room And There’s A Dachshund In Here We Don’t Own A Dachshund???? ???????? Okay This Dog Is So Sweet But Where Is My Mom Omfg Your Mom Has Been Turned Into A Dachshund.

Magnezone: I Feel Like We’re Watching This Hilariously Tragic Slow Burn Reaching Its Awe-Inspiring Conclusion. A Fucking Satirical Supernova Imploding In On Itself And Fanning Its Cosmic Guts Like A Firework

Iwishihadafather: So My Cat Is Meowing Like Crazy In The Kitchen And So I Go To See Whats Up And I Walk In On This So Naturally Im Like “What The Fucking Hell” And Go And Look Out The Window And Are You Kidding Me This Is Not Romeo And Juliet

The-Banana-Paradox: Hebrewhernia: Setbabiesonfire: Dressedinslowmotion: Abandoned Farm Home Outside Of Town. There Were 8 Cars Left There (The Blue One Pictured Has A Pitch Fork In The Windshield). There Was Still Toilet Paper In The Bathroom, And

Feithne: I Was Sitting In The Library Doing My Homework One Day When A Group Of Thugs Entered And Approached Me. One Smiled Gently And Reached A Hand Out To Me. “It’s Time,” He Said Solemnly. “The Thug Life Has Chosen You.”

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