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Loving Life

Fiorinda-Chancellor: Setbabiesonfire: Swallowedwholeinnegatives: What Does This Mean? That, My Friend, Is Exactly The Question You Have To Ask. It Means That This Is One Of The Best Ways To Pile Up Rocks And Not Have Them Fall Down For A Long Time.

Mrcraabs: I’m Sorry Sir This Is Not Proper Id. This Is Just A Drawing Of A Dog With A Jetpack. Actually A Dog With A Jetpack Is Pretty Cool. In Fact Thats Really Fucking Cool. Come Right In

Iamnevertheone: I Was An Actor Once, Damn It. Now Look At Me… Look At Me! I Cannot Go Out There, And I Won’t Say That Stupid Line One More Time.

Acciomychildhood: Favorite (Missing) Book Quotes ↳ “And Albus Was Free, Wasn’t He?” (Deathly Hallows, P. 567)

Cheeseburgerz: Lameprlncess: Cheeseburgerz: I Was Emotionally Breaking Out Into Song When My Brother Seasoned Me With Pepper Wtf He Was Trying To Help You Become A Spice Girl I Asked My Brother If That Was True And He Said Yes

Benedictbabyface: Farleythewolf: Deduction-To-Seduction: Fiddlepickdouglas: Something Is Wrong Here….. Wait For It There It Is

Hypergiants: Pulpofiction: Life Hack: If Someone Makes A Racist/Sexist Joke, Say, With Total Seriousness, “I Don’t Get It, Can You Explain It” Then Watch Them Crash And Burn &Amp;Ldquo;…And Then I Said, ‘Go Make Me A Sandwich!’ Haw Haw Haw.&Amp;Rdquo;

Thylacine-Queen: Hobbitdragon: There Comes A Time In Every Tumblr’s Life Where It Needs A Hearty Dose Of Adorable Cephalopods That Time Is Now

Dboybaker: The Awakening

Carryonwaywardsoldier: How To Flirt With Someone In A Museum: Introduce Yourself And Then Say I Would Shake Your Hand But That Sign Says Not To Touch The Masterpieces

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