“I used to think I was gonna change the world. Now I just let people onto the freeway.”

“I used to think I was gonna change the world. Now I just let people onto the freeway.”

Pluviophilesarchive-Deactivated: “That’s Totally Barbaric!” That&Amp;Rsquo;S Wizard Chess, Motherfucker.

Thatquietearth: Screencap Meme → Fringe + Text

Goatmusk: I Always Feel Inclined To Reblog This Because It Is Literally The Best Hair Flip In The History Of Hair Flips

Stiles, You Make A Good Batman

Raptorific: The Fact That Wizard Law Enforcement Found A Dude’s Finger And Immediately Closed The Investigation, Declared Him Dead, And Concluded That The Only Possible Explanation For Why They Only Found A Finger Was That He Was Killed So Hard That

Cyndaquilz: Cheese Balls Make A Beautiful Model

Disobedient-Nightmare: Thecatcherintheryebread: This Is Flat Out Vulgar! There Are Minors Present! There Are Minors Present

She's Baaaaaack.

Aliceofwonders: Robert Pattinson Is All Of Us

Zeroing: Camille Seaman

Caffreystiles: Luvindowney: Jarvis App Is Coming Soon Voiced By Paul Bettany (Who Recorded More Than 20 Hours Of Original Audio Content Specifically For The App Which Will Be Soon Available As A Free Download For All Ios Devices. This Is Like A Dream

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