michaelceratops: osointricate: I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. “whats a movie”

michaelceratops: osointricate: I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. “whats a movie”

Castiel-The-Consulting-Angel: It Took Me A Moment. But Then I Couldn’t Stop Laughing.

Klartie: I Do Believe I Won This Round Of “Best Yearbook Quote” Yep. You Did. Good Job.

Westbor0Baptistchurch: Welcome To Sea World You Little Fuckers

Dunhams &Amp; Dreamscapes

Hunny-Bearr: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Aviculor: Stevebrule: Jagged-Pass: Pokémon Ruby And Sapphire Commercial Did The Guy Just Poison His Own Mudkip With His Seviper That’s Because He’s Not Looking At The Fucking Screen While Playing

Saucefactory: Hobgoblinhero: 1871House: Strawberry Short Snake Oh My God No This Is Too Adorable And The Pun Is Killing Me I Would Love To Get Bitten By That

Boycourt: And No Kanye Isn’t Stupid Or Evil For Selling $120 Plain Shirts Motherfuckers Are Stupid As Fuck For Buying Em Kanye Is A Goddamn Genius

Nickelbackthatassup: Damn Boy Are You Liquid Eyeliner Because I’m Pretty Sure I’m Gonna Fuck This Up

Deucebowl: She Reaches Down Seductively. I Guide Her Hand To My Zipper. She Unzips My Fanny Pack By Mistake. Raviolis Spill Out Everywhere

Hagaegi: This Is Honestly The Pinnacle Of My Xy Experience So Far

Pineapplefiendwillriseagain: This Is My Little Baby Cousin And He Is Dressed As A Smoke Detector For Halloween None Of Us Know Why But He Is Really Obsessed With Smoke Detectors That’s All He’s Asked For In The Way Of Presents These Past Two Years

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