theannieplanet: “you are so full of shit you are the envy of septic tanks everywhere” is by far one of the best insults ive ever heard

theannieplanet: “you are so full of shit you are the envy of septic tanks everywhere” is by far one of the best insults ive ever heard

Actualcannibalfeferipeixes: Math Homework??? The Bible Said Adam And Eve Not Adam Bought 60 Watermelons

Phantomhivespookysass: Spookyfeuilly: So One Time This Asshole Was Harassing My Friend And He Gave Her A Note That Said “Hey Pretty Wanna Date Me? Yes: Smile No: Backflip” And Like The Fucking Badass She Is And Because She’s A Gymnast, She Got

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Time For The Pokemon Battle Drinking Game Every Time Some Random Matchup Asshole Pulls Out A Perfect Iv Uber Drink Everything

Shetattoospeace: Ed-Double-D-N-Eddy: Friendly Reminder That Ed Ate An Entire Slide Because There Was A Pebble In His Shoe. Well What Else Are You Supposed To Do Me Too Ed. Me Too.

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Officialdeadparrot: Happyllamacrazyllama: Spacecamps: Do All American High School Parties Actually Have Those Red Plastic Cups Or Is This A Lie Created By The Movies This Has Had Like 65,000 Notes And No-One Has Answered #Because No One On Tumblr

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