contingent-dreams: lunar-raspberry: “And what do we say to death?”“Not today.” “The fuck out my face”

contingent-dreams: lunar-raspberry: “And what do we say to death?”“Not today.” “The fuck out my face”

Snazziest: Kanyewesticle: This Is Like Something From A Dr Seuss Movie The Crocs Complete It

Iamgiwanomegatang: Thinking With Portals If You Reblog This There Will Be Cake.

Thereismorethanone: The Dreamscape, Earthling, The Road Not Taken, Forced Perspective, An Enemy Of Fate

Broken-Windchimes: Karlurbanana: Star Trek Au Where Instead Of Saying “Fascinating” Spock Says “Bitchin”

Babyferaligator: Babyferaligator: How Did Barack Propose To Michelle He Got On One Knee, Pulled Out A Ring, And Said “I Dont Wanna Be Obamaself”

Milkbunnii: Its Been 2 Years And I Still Cant Get Over How Badly The Yearbook Staff Fucked Up My Senior Quote

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Thepocketwatchparadox: Davestrider: Dreamingdusk: A Mystery Wrapped In An Enigma Drizzled With Conundrum See That Bit Of Grey, Faded Text? Mystery Solved.

Chekhov: I Have A Tab Open Of A Picture Of Harriett Tubman That I Switch To Whenever My Parents Walk In And Think I’m Doing Homework. I Think I’ve Been Doing It Since Fifth Grade Idk Why They Haven’t Caught On I Just Stare Intently At The Picture

Tsarbucks: No I’m Not Gonna Lend You My Pencil Because If I Lend You My Pencil Then You’ll Want My Calculator And Then You’ll Want Austria And Czechoslovakia And Then You’ll End Up Invading Poland And I Will Not Have That Shit

Juliettetang: Bookshelves Like This.

Antiphrastic

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