broken-windchimes: karlurbanana: star trek au where instead of saying “fascinating” spock says “bitchin”

broken-windchimes: karlurbanana: star trek au where instead of saying “fascinating” spock says “bitchin”

Babyferaligator: Babyferaligator: How Did Barack Propose To Michelle He Got On One Knee, Pulled Out A Ring, And Said “I Dont Wanna Be Obamaself”

Milkbunnii: Its Been 2 Years And I Still Cant Get Over How Badly The Yearbook Staff Fucked Up My Senior Quote

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Thepocketwatchparadox: Davestrider: Dreamingdusk: A Mystery Wrapped In An Enigma Drizzled With Conundrum See That Bit Of Grey, Faded Text? Mystery Solved.

Chekhov: I Have A Tab Open Of A Picture Of Harriett Tubman That I Switch To Whenever My Parents Walk In And Think I’m Doing Homework. I Think I’ve Been Doing It Since Fifth Grade Idk Why They Haven’t Caught On I Just Stare Intently At The Picture

Tsarbucks: No I’m Not Gonna Lend You My Pencil Because If I Lend You My Pencil Then You’ll Want My Calculator And Then You’ll Want Austria And Czechoslovakia And Then You’ll End Up Invading Poland And I Will Not Have That Shit

Juliettetang: Bookshelves Like This.

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Timemagazine: Time’s Tool Can Tell You Exactly When To Get Married. This Is Cruel

2052-Hadaly: Jamesfactscalvin: Ordinaryentity: [X] You Must Be Really Pleasant If You’ve Made George Rr Martin Feel Guilty

Princess-Of-Lore: Mycheekyfinn: Official-Nasa: Monilip: Dont-Stop-Runninggg: Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad That Was Deep Philosophy Is Wondering If That Means Ketchup Is A Smoothie

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