thebaconsandwichofregret: kimbbearly: why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this: “there are bees here

thebaconsandwichofregret: kimbbearly: why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this: “there are bees here

A Gentleman Knows When To Hold His Lady's Hand, And When To Pull Her Hair.

Losangelespast: The End Of Prohibition: A Thirsty Crowd Lines Up For Legal Beers Outside The Belmont Grill, 464 S. Main Street, Los Angeles, 1933.

Memewhore: Ohsokka: Starkidpowers: Opulentis: My School’s Principal And Head Of School Made A Video To Announce Our Snow Day You Should All Watch It You Won’t Regret It!! Omfg Let Me Transfer To Your School Oh My God. Crying And Applauding

Party-In-The-Morgue: Party-In-The-Morgue: What If Prisons Let Prisoners Take Their Own Mug Shots? Cellfies

Upon Us All A Little Rain Must Fall.

Laugh-Addict: Looking At Egyptian Gods Ya Know Nothing Big

Iizanimeaddict: My Dad Just Came Into My Room And Shouted At Me In Klingon. Am I More Embarrassed That He Did That Or That I Know He Said I Was A Disappointment To The Empire?

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