rosewhore: heyfunniest: Things to know for no reason. imagine if humans were weighed the same way as birds

rosewhore: heyfunniest: Things to know for no reason. imagine if humans were weighed the same way as birds

Vintagerosegirl

Wvnderbar: In Hell You Have To Explain Every One Of Your Text Posts To A Sweet Old Lady From The 1800S

Ofuckme: Why Are Mangoes Called Mangoes Where Is The Man Going

Ponett: Almost-Canon: Oh My God When I Look At This The First Thing That Comes To Mind Is That Part In Star Wars Where Luke Cuts Open The Thing And Sleeps Inside Of It To Stay Warm. But With A Furby

Love Will Abide

Giraffepoliceforce: Unsure Of How To Confess Your Love To Someone? Try This: Acquire Several Dozen Limes. Go Up To Them And Then Drop All The Limes. Start Picking Them Up, But Keep Dropping Them. The Clumsier You Look The Better. Keep Doing This Until

Team-Daddy-Issues: I Recognize The Battle Of Hogwarts As A Legit Historical Event.

Lizzie-Mcguire: 90% Percent Of The Time I’m “Going To The Bathroom” Is Just Me In There Trying To Get Away From People’s Shit Lizzie If You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Trying To Avoid People&Amp;Rsquo;S Shit I Have Some Bad News About The Bathroom.

Thalassarche: Vortexanomaly: Swan Disguise Yes Hello Fellow Waterfowl I Am Not Paparazzi I Am Here To Do Swan Things

Crazycatladyxv: Grrrlillabiscuits: He Was A Skater Catshe Said “See You Later Cat”Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Why Is This So Funny

Vvheaties: Thats The Most British Sentence I’ve Ever Read

Homoerotics: Ahh—Real-Pokemon: Dratini, Dragonair And Dragonite

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