my family thinks I’m the greatest comedian alive but I’m just stealing text posts

my family thinks I’m the greatest comedian alive but I’m just stealing text posts

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Rick-Sanchez: Laughhard: My Buddy’s Office Ordered A Bulk Bag Of Easter Eggs. It Took Him A Minute Of Laughing To Realize They Didn’t Get The Wrong Shipment. Oh My God.

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Ishimarundo: When People Reblog Two Part Posts In The Wrong Order

Stoned-Levi: When Ur Mom Comes Home With The Groceries

Romance.

Ruinedchildhood: Greatest Selfie Of All Time.

Becausepyropeispyrope: Baconstriptease: Mycatsaregay: Shower Head That Turns Water Rainbow Colors + Bath Tiles That Change Color According To Heat = Don’t Take A Shower

Reverseracists: Shinji Ikari Arrives At The Oscars

Pizza: Did U Guys See Me At The Oscars

Men Seldom Make Passes At Girls Who Wear Glasses.

Theoldaeroplane: Pokemon: “We Put A Great Ball In A Trash Can On The Ss Anne Once And Players Are Now Compelled To Check Literally Every Single Trash Can In Every Single Game”

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