is-getting-old: eva-420: i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over every time i read this i laugh a little

is-getting-old: eva-420: i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over every time i read this i laugh a little

I Teach My Fingers Hope Like A Cheap Carnival Trick

Legendoftotodile: Darthnepeta: Nowyoukno: Now You Know (Source) Eeeep! I Wonder Where They All Came From

You Adorable Lunatic

Happy Ides Of March All Y’all Plebeians

Rikusbooty: I Got Something To Tell You

Tourettesandsex: Urbies: Xbostons: Lostboyonadeadthrone: If Your Girlfriend Has Sexual Intercourse With Another Girl. Is That Considered Cheating? If I’m Right Handed And I Punch You With My Left, Did I Really Hit You? I’ll Reblog This Every

Opticallyaroused: A Quartet Of Critically Endangered Egyptian Tortoises

Ytsudyssupay: Heard U Was Talking Shit

Raltimore: A Spike Jonze Film

The Biggest Dreamer

Zueys: Mugglehumour: Mr-Nice-Watch: Poopflow: The Pinnacle Of Human Evolution “Grandma, I Have The Greatest Idea.” What A Time To Be Alive Someone Needs To Bring This Back :D

Brainbowunicorn: Lady-Tromboss: Imagine Getting Married After Many Months Of Planning, You’re Standing At The Altar With Your Significant Other In A Beautiful Room Filled With All Of Your Friends And Your Family And Every Single Person In That Room

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