dorkhope:

dorkhope:

Brittanyknitswithsherlock: Lickystickypickyshe: A Critically Ill Maltese Terrier Has Been Saved From Near Certain Death By Getting Blind Drunk. Charlie Was Rushed To Pet A&Amp;Amp;E By His Owner After He Licked Up Some Anti-Freeze From Her Garage Floor

Alt-J: Lygophilia: Alt-J: Jehovahs Witnesses Just Came To My Door And They Were These Little Old Ladies So I Didn’t Have The Heart To Tell Them I Wasn’t Interested So Yea I Just Spent 20 Minutes Learning About Jesus While Wearing An Avocado Face

Dream Demon

Acidiix: High-Speed Photographs Of Ink Dropped Into Water.

Internets

Andretheepic: Civ 5

Florrickscully: I Don’t Need Wine. I Like Wine.

Vesley: Also I’m Not Saying I Keep Track Of Who Reblogs My Selfies But There Is A Mental List Of Who Will Have Power When I Conquer

I Remember You Well

Megachikorita: There Was A Big Drug Problem At My School So They Hired A Police Officer To Supervise Students But Now He’s Playing Magic The Gathering With The Video Game Club

Assorted Goodies

Thewasteoftime: Kabudy: Why Does No One Tell Me If We Have People Over, I Just Walked Downstairs Wearing A ‘Say Hey If Youre Gay’ T-Shirt And Batman Boxers. We Had 8 People Over. They Saw Did Any Of Them Say Hey

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