“unless one of those bigass rocks is gonna evolve my eevee I don’t give a shit.”

“unless one of those bigass rocks is gonna evolve my eevee I don’t give a shit.”

Sleepvevo: Waiting For Ur Pizza Like

Eakies: Getting A Note On A Super Old Post

Legbert: Imagine Gordon Ramsay Playing Flappy Bird

Doctorbee: Mondayarty: Just A Friendly Reminder That Netflix Just Put Up A 73 Minute Long Movie Called “Rotisserie Chicken” Which, Surprisingly Enough, Is 73 Minutes Of A Chicken Spinning In A Rotisserie Oven. I’m Not Making This Up. I Went To

&Amp;Ldquo;Sir I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going To Need You To Calm Down.&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Take That Tone With Me Lady I Make Your Yearly Salary Every Time I Take A Shit&Amp;Rdquo;

A Landmark Moment In A Young Man&Amp;Rsquo;S Life.

Penutbutterqueen: Sendeccentric: Engineerguy: Thebeastfromthebigeast: Quackenbuschlight: I Remember One Time This Dude Sent Me A Shirtless Pic With The Caption “Lol Maybe U Can Save This For A Rainy Day ;)” And I Was Like “For What? To Keep

Holy Shit Agent Whitebread Just Became Interesting

Denvermaxx: I Love The Thing Did U See Thing

Tarclis: My Sisters Dad Opened The Freezer And A Blob Of Ice Fell On His Foot And Hurt Him And He Was Like Yelling And Hopping And Shit And I Was Like Hey Maybe You Should Put Some Ice On That

Glossywhit: Favorite Ladies: Anna Torv

Synthetic-Hearted-Midgardian: Sunwukong-Stoaway: Sailorsuited-Target: Condorheroofchaos: Sunwukong-Stoaway: Sambofotson: Tumblr Pro Ft. Doug Dimmadome, Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome Doug Dimmadome, Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome?! Correct,