thedorito: I’m laughing so hard the balloons in my friends house for her party set off the motion sensor alarm and the police showed up and searched the house but no one was there. we drew the dumbest faces on the balloons just imagine walking into

thedorito: I’m laughing so hard the balloons in my friends house for her party set off the motion sensor alarm and the police showed up and searched the house but no one was there. we drew the dumbest faces on the balloons just imagine walking into

Super-F-R-I-E-N-D-S-Deactivated: 4.01 // 4.02

Planned Parenthood

Bookshop: This Is My New Favorite Thing In The History Of Life

Lo-Giene: For Those Days When You Just Want To Take A Nice Hot Bath And Set A Dick On Fire

Striders: Egberts: To The Wonderwindow To The Wonderwall Till The Sweat Drop Down My Wonderballs

Nihil Facimus Sed Id Bene Facimus

Blameaspartame: The Search Is On

Nosdrinker: Everyone Who Reblogged This Is My Enemy That Last Line Though

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Snapchatting: I Chugged An Entire Bottle Of Mountain Dew This Morning To Impress A Girl And She Loved It. She Said, “Wow, That Was A Colossal Waste Of My Time, And You Made Me Late For Work Again. I Can’t Believe I Bothered To Watch You Do That For

Ars Longa, Vita Brevis.

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