super-f-r-i-e-n-d-s-deactivated: 4.01 // 4.02

super-f-r-i-e-n-d-s-deactivated: 4.01 // 4.02

Planned Parenthood

Bookshop: This Is My New Favorite Thing In The History Of Life

Lo-Giene: For Those Days When You Just Want To Take A Nice Hot Bath And Set A Dick On Fire

Striders: Egberts: To The Wonderwindow To The Wonderwall Till The Sweat Drop Down My Wonderballs

Nihil Facimus Sed Id Bene Facimus

Blameaspartame: The Search Is On

Nosdrinker: Everyone Who Reblogged This Is My Enemy That Last Line Though

In My Life...

Sean3116

Snapchatting: I Chugged An Entire Bottle Of Mountain Dew This Morning To Impress A Girl And She Loved It. She Said, “Wow, That Was A Colossal Waste Of My Time, And You Made Me Late For Work Again. I Can’t Believe I Bothered To Watch You Do That For

Ars Longa, Vita Brevis.

Fun Fact: At This Very Moment, Someone Believes That The President Is Secretly An Evil Sentient Lizard In Disguise.

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