Overheard on a subway station: “in real life you’d be dead by now.” Guys I think I might be an NPC.

Overheard on a subway station: “in real life you’d be dead by now.” Guys I think I might be an NPC.

Brynnasaurus: So I Was Wearing A Captain America Shirt On My Run Today And Two Separate People Shouted ‘On Your Left’ At Me Sometimes The World Is A Wonderful And Magical Place

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Kardashidan: Kardashidan: Someone Help Me Im In Love

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Pickup Line: Wanna Watch This Murder Documentary With Me?

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