Apologies to anyone sending me asks tonight. We are both at the mercy of autocorrect because DAMN

Apologies to anyone sending me asks tonight. We are both at the mercy of autocorrect because DAMN

Thesassycat: Asammyg: How Do You Do This?! I Want To Do This. It’s Literally Showing You How To Do It

Hella

Thirsty-Hoe: You Are Not A Beer Dog. Get Outta The Pool.

Oh No These Bathroom Signs Are So Nice This Place Is Way Too Classy For My Sloppy Ass

Ytoob: I Cant Believe This I Can’t Believe

Jesselaceypanties: Whose Dog Is It?

I-Havent-Been-The-Same-Since-I: Caz-Tiel: Hothaute: Imagine You’re Like In A Party And Somebody Tells You “Somebody Died Fast We Need To Go To The Funeral” And You’re Just Like What The Fuck Kind Of Scenario Is That A Gatsby Party

Life Philosophy:

It's Okay

Spork: Bad Credit? No Credit? First Time Buyer? First Time Baby? No Legs? 8 Legs? You A Spider? Are You A Spider Trying To Buy A House?

Princelybum: Pyroland: This Is In An Art Book I Have And Omfg I Can’t Stop Laughing At It “St. Nicholas Refusing His Mother’s Milk” Is The Title. The Artist Isn’t Known. A Gem Lost In Time

Tiraspark: Theroguefeminist: Huffpostworld: This ‘Personal Space’ Dress Could Solve All Your Public Transportation Woes. Credit The Inventor: She Is An Artist Named Kathleen Mcdermott Who Is Finishing Her Mfa In Hong Kongalso She Is Developing

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