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there is a cricket somewhere in my lobby the countdown to madness begins
there is a cricket somewhere in my lobby the countdown to madness begins
Tomatogami: Tomatogami: Im Gonna Need To See Ur License And Regist- Oh Gosh Mr Washington I Apologize Have A Nice Day Sir I Was High As Fuck Last Night
God Dammit
Be A Better Man Than Your Father
Spoopyphilia: Bloodyoathmate: My Mum’s Friends At Work Are Having A Baby And Their Last Name Is Watts So They Were Trying Work Out A Name For It, I Suggested 60 And They Both Looked Confused So I Said Maybe 20 Would Suit Them Better
Wickedclothes: The Four Hogwarts Houses According To The Sorting Hat Quotes Describing Each Hogwarts House According To The Sorting Hat. A Great Gift For Any Harry Potter Fan, Regardless Of Which House They’re In. Sold On Etsy.
Jagiv: I Was Just Explaining To My Friends How Bald Eagles Are Like Pigeons In Alaska.
Uhhuhyesno: Comfort Inn Is So Over People Taking Their Shit Yooo I Gotta Get This Over At My Comfort Inn
Stilinskiclaus: I Don’t Understand Why People Aren’t Interested In Astronomy. You Can Look Up Into The Night Sky And See A Fucking Galaxy With Your Naked Eye. You Can See Cosmic Structures That Are Millions Of Light Years Across And If You Don’t
Key-Feathers: Practical Wings Created As A Starting Point For The Cgi Ones On Maleficent! I Want To Try And Create A Pair Of Wings Of This Size (Personal Project ;) ) These Photos Are A Great Inspiration! Source: Http://Disney.wikia.com/ Wait Wait
Ctrayn: Unsuccessfulmetalbenders: I Am So Tired Of Seeing All Of These Relatable Text Posts Pasted Onto Tv Show Screencaps I Need Summer To End So Some Of You Dont Have The Free Time To Be Doing Stuff Like This Anymore
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Stunningpicture: Made This For My Boyfriend
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