miljathefailcat: “Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!” I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

miljathefailcat: “Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!” I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

A Nice Young Man

Most Dope.

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: Captain, Can I Have Money For A Slinky Dress?

Tyvianred: Tyvianred: Degeneratelowlife: Heads Up… Warning: This Infographic Will Get You Killed If You Think That’s All You Need To Know Have Some Pictures: This Is An Edible Bolete: (The First One) It Is A King Bolete One Of The Tastiest

Lokisspy: What A Deal

✿What's A Thrussy✿

My Insides Are Copper, I'd Kill To Make Them Gold

Dutchster: Surprisebitch: I Dont Get It But I’ll Reblog It Anyway Cause It Has 30,000 Notes

Thedorkiestviking: Papadaftpunk: American Sex Education Be Like Ui Just Spit Out My Juice

Nohetero-Superpotterlock: Good Thing Harry Potter Didnt Choose Slytherin

Ghostwriters-R-Us: Lizawithazed: Sometimes You See A Pun So Artfully Constructed You Just Have To Stand Back In Awe. Yes.

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