ghostwriters-r-us: lizawithazed: sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe. YES.

ghostwriters-r-us: lizawithazed: sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe. YES.

Our Little Infinities

Gaminginthedark: Solitarycheese: Clambistro: Burgerrr: Circuit-City: Whenever I Have Those Brutal Searing Being-Dissolved-From-Inside Period Cramps During School Or Work I Pretend I Am A Viking Warlord Who Has Been Stabbed In The Abdomen But I Killed

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Wheezyandherman: Okay So. You Know How When Wizards/Witches Are Young And Untrained Their Magic Kind Of Just Breaks Loose. And That Can Still Happen Sometimes When They’re Grown If There Are Big Huge Emotions Involved So What If This

Demonologys: You People Should Learn About The Goetic Demons Like For Example: This Is Prince Stolas, He Is A Long Legged Owl Demon Who Teaches Knowledge About Astronomy And Herbs To Anyone Who Conjures Him Whats Not Cool About An Owl Demon

Be Nice To Yourself

Lamefuckboy: Im-A-Walking-Paradox: Hip-Hop-Lifestyle: What If Your Friend Had A Freak Accident Where His Thang Got Cut Off And He Need A Dick Transplant And He Ask You For 3 Inches How He Gon Ask Me For All I Got

Fancychansey: Darkohexar: You Know What My Favorite Thing About The Pokemon Tcg Is? The Attack Names: And My All-Time Favorite: Hocus Pinkus Though

Drarna: Before Blaming Others, Think: Whats The 1 Constant In All Your Failed Relationships? Its That Cursed Egyptian Amulet Why Do U Even Have That

The Taste You Can't Resist

Sansaofhousestark: #Grandma Ur Embarrassing Me In Front Of My Crush Omfg

Khaleesmas1: Hnxy: Khaleesmas1: Date A Boy Who Reads. Or Better Yet Date A 37 Year Old Recent Divorcee With A Highly Diversified Stock Portfolio Who’s Looking To Feel Young Again And Can Treat You To What You Deserve Yeah That’s Right, Be A Fucking

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