on one hand, having a cop in the lobby is cool because it’s a bit of extra security and the radio is always a hoot on the other hand, the NYPD fucking terrifies me

on one hand, having a cop in the lobby is cool because it’s a bit of extra security and the radio is always a hoot on the other hand, the NYPD fucking terrifies me

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I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Think I Can Handle Twitter It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Even Twitter, It&Amp;Rsquo;S Starting My Follower Count From Near-Scratch Again I&Amp;Rsquo;M Hilarious And No One Is Seeing It Augh

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Llihyelah: When Someone Is Raped, You Don’t Validate The Rapist, Wish It Upon Yourself, Or Congratulate The Victim. It Doesn’t Matter That It Was A Boy. Anyone Is Susceptible To Rape. Ok Can I Just For Anyone Who Wants To Use This As Ammo In The

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Condesces: What Do We Say To The God Of Death? Not Today Sets Difficulty To Casual

Phantomdoodler:

What The Fuckwho The Fuck Is This Guyare You Fucking Kidding

Captainamericaisavirgin: Blackzephyrus: Captainamericaisavirgin: Feminism Never Made Me Hate Men But The Reaction To Feminism Sure As Shit Did Some Men* You Literally Cannot Hate People You’ve Never Met Or Even Heard Of. Oh My God Oh My God Ohh

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