No I mean it seriously someone drank my fucking eggnog and I am super pissed

No I mean it seriously someone drank my fucking eggnog and I am super pissed

Batcii: Psa If You Ever Meet Me In Real Life I Am Really Sorry For How Much I Swear Like It’s Really Not A Joke I Have A Mouth On Me Like A Fuckin Sailor And I Can Usually Turn It Off Around Adults But If You’re Under Thirty Five I Will Likely Throw

Responsibleparty: This Girl I Know Posted On Facebook That She Wanted Donuts And More Than One Guy Brought Donuts To Her House. That’s My Dream.

Radio Message From Hq: Dance Commander We Love You

Psyducked: Playtime’s Over

Radio Message From Hq: Dance Commander We Love You

Pimpcesssss: Papishanpoo: Idk Why But This Has Me Dying Lmao

Babyhongbin: This Here Is My Phone Case So Every Time Someone Calls Me Yes Hello I Regret Making This Post

That&Amp;Rsquo;S Fucking Hilarious

Radsturbate: Marry Someone Who Has A Different Favorite Cereal Than U So They Wont Eat All Of Urs

Actionables: Beardedmice: Actionables: I Did A Thing. &Amp;Ldquo;Misogynistic&Amp;Rdquo;The Writer’s First Name Is Karen.good Job On Not Being Able To Look At A Picture. &Amp;Lsquo;Misogynistic Media&Amp;Rsquo; And Did You Seriously Just Imply That Women Can Not

Theogblackjesus: Stop This

Operattack: When Someone Near You Unexpectedly Mentions Pokémon

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