death-limes:its-tuesday-again:i don’t know why but insults paired with really suburban names crack me up“suck a dick, craig”“fight me, helen”“see you in hell, bernard”cuz it sounds like some vanilla soccer mom getting

death-limes:its-tuesday-again:i don’t know why but insults paired with really suburban names crack me up“suck a dick, craig”“fight me, helen”“see you in hell, bernard”cuz it sounds like some vanilla soccer mom getting

Hyrulewarriors:do You Ever Wonder What Your Idle Animation Would Be If You Were A Videogame Character

Winkuchan: Winkuchan: Bear Mitosis ʕ•̫͡•ʔ →ʕ•̫͡•̫͡•ʔ →ʕ•̫͡•=•̫͡•ʔ →ʕ•̫͡•ʔ ʕ•̫͡•ʔ

Sixpenceee: A Kansas City Couple Decided To Have A Post-Apocalypse Engagement Photo Shoot. The Results Are Pretty Good! Go Them For Doing Something Other Than The Norm. Source: Buzzfeed

Wemademagic:cigarettesinthemorning:lord Save Me I Laughed So Much My Back Cracked

Anybody Under 18 Following Me

Slayquazaa:my Brother Doesn’t Fucking Play

Proudgayconservative:ladycontrarian:oh My Gosh This Is The Best Thing And I’m So Sorry Because I’m Going To Reblog This Every Day Between Now And Valentine’s Daythis Is Honestly Perfect.

I Teach My Fingers Hope Like A Cheap Carnival Trick

Nope-Lifer:nintendo Has No Chill.

Yurunyan:i’m Sending This To Anyone I Have A Crush On From Now To The End Of Time

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