phonotactless: i read a really bad book today hey wheezyandherman what book is this I feel like you’d recognize it

phonotactless: i read a really bad book today hey wheezyandherman what book is this I feel like you’d recognize it

Livsbian: Today This Guy In My Class Asked Me Why My Eyeliner Is On Point But My Handwriting Sucks

Cheesoisuncool: James Bond Wasnt Even That Good Of A Secret Agent Someone Managed To Film Everything He Did

Poopjokesanonymous:remember That Bizarre Trend In Like 2010/2011 Where Girls Would Get Those Reald 3D Glasses From Movies And Punch Out The Dark Lenses And Just Kind Of Wear Them As A Fashion Statement? Or Maybe That Was Just A Thing That Was Isolated

Lisabunnies: You See The Weirdest Things At Parks In La. This Guy Was Bench-Pressing This Goose For Ten Minutes.

Officialwhitegirls:do You Think Obama Had To Ask For The Wifi Password The First Time He Went Into The Whitehouse

Amroyounes:how Do I Love Thee?

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