kleinecharlotte:If you’re worried about my husband, Mr. Childs, you’ve obviously never made a woman angry before.

kleinecharlotte:If you’re worried about my husband, Mr. Childs, you’ve obviously never made a woman angry before.

Beanseller:why He Lick Me

The-Mesmer-Britt-Flashylights:horroraholic:allisonscrown:&Amp;Ldquo;Where’s My Christian Grey????” Hopefully Locked Up In Prisonlmfao I Lost Followers After Reblogging This, So Here I’m Reblogging It Againif I Lose Followers For Reblogging This, Good.

Pokemongirlfriend: Quirkybrittany:horses Are Incapable Of Human Speech (◕‿◕✿) It’s Always A Good Time At Quirkybrittany. Follow Her For A Peasant And Hipster-Free Blogging Experience ♒(★‿★)♒! Quirkybrittany On My Dash. In 2015.

Holy-Trinity5Ever: &Amp;Ldquo;What Kind Of Shit Hand Is This Karen?&Amp;Rdquo;

Bryarly: Sexhaver: I Knew A Dude In College Who Kept An Old Smirnoff Bottle Full Of Water On His Desk And Would Casually Chug Straight Out Of It In The Middle Of Conversations With New People In Order To Establish Dominance New Plan

Spoopyginny: How Weird Is That I Have To Have Two Pieces Of Glass Sitting In Front Of My Eyeballs So I Don’t Mistake A Small Child For A Garbage Can

Penis-Hilton: Unclefather: Snorlaxatives: Look At This Coaster I Got It Looks Like The Little Dude Got Squished Haha Why Is Murder Funny To You. This Is Sick

Ommanyte:even From When I Was A Kid, I Always Thought Psyduck Was Not A Duck Per Se, But Rather A Duck Billed Platypus.

Geometrically Sound

Fob-Ulous:fob-Ulous:the Teachers At My Brothers’ School Found Out About The Shrek Is Love Shrek Is Life Meme And Now If They Catch U Saying “Shrek” On School Property Ur Automatically Suspendedmeme Oppression

Just-Shower-Thoughts:if There’s Ever An X-Men Movie Solely About Mystique, A Mirror Would Make A Great Movie Poster.

Elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:brommunism:brommunism:i Dont Think Anyone Is More Serious About Urban Legends Than Theatre Kids I Mean Once A Kid Had To Go Home From Rehearsal Bc He Said The Name Of The Scottish Play Onstage And Someone Punched Him In

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