every-bubble:Omfg. Ten years ago, today. Happy Birthday YouTube!

every-bubble:Omfg. Ten years ago, today. Happy Birthday YouTube!

Fujoshicabal: My Fave Overheard On Campus Moment Of All Time Was The Two Guys Who Sat Behind Me In Pop Culture Theory As Class Was Starting One Of Them Was Like “So… Do You Want A Blowjob After This” In A Rly Bored Voice, And Then The Second Guy

Sixpenceee: During Wwii, Soldiers Were Known To Take Precious Family Photos And Put Them Under Clear Grips On Their 1911 Pistols. They Were Called Sweetheart Grips.

Meowvgonspengler: Do You Ever Shift In Bed Slightly And Suddenly Youre In The Most Perfect Sleeping Position Ever And You Feel Like The Fucking Planets Are Aligned And Then You Have To Pee

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Vertigos: We’re Property. They Patented Us

Icecreamkohn:living With A Magician

Fuckhamlet: This Is On A Cat Breeder’s Website But I Keep Laughing At The Phrase Out Of Context

I Teach My Fingers Hope Like A Cheap Carnival Trick

Trashboat: I Get Anxious For People Who Fall Asleep On Public Transit. Like Where Is Your Home? How Many Stops Have You Missed? This Was Not A Time For A Nap Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Worry, We&Amp;Rsquo;Re Fine. Waking Up At The Right Stop Just Kind Of Happens Naturally

Apairoflyriumtattooedbreasts: Thesixpennybook: Historical-Nonfiction: The Egyptian Mau Is Probably The Oldest Breed Of Cat. In Fact, The Breed Is So Ancient That Its Name Is The Egyptian Word For “Cat.” #Did They Name It Mau Because Thats The

Wee-Eevee: College Is Amazing

Trekinghavoc:sammy-Kitten:those Are Not Muffins….No

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