kaedeeve:kaedeeve:Guys, but what about politically active vampires. “Bitch I’ve been fighting for this shit for 200 fucking years, you think you know more than me?” “I’ve been with my wife for 173 years and we’re ruining marriage?”

kaedeeve:kaedeeve:Guys, but what about politically active vampires. “Bitch I’ve been fighting for this shit for 200 fucking years, you think you know more than me?” “I’ve been with my wife for 173 years and we’re ruining marriage?”

Lexlifts:oknope: Quotes Of The Day To Motivate Me:&Amp;Ldquo;Work Until Your Bank Account Looks Like A Phone Number&Amp;Quot; $9.11

I Teach My Fingers Hope Like A Cheap Carnival Trick

Counterpunches:unicorn-Meat-Is-Too-Mainstream: Food Finish Edible Spray Paint #Nah Man Gold Apples Are A Bad Idea #I’ve Read This Story It Doesn’t End Well

Maisiewilliams:if Only?? Notre Dame Were Real?????

Elvenavari: A-Littlebit-Ofsunshine:palewansickly:omg. This. Changes. Everything.reblogging For My Followers Who Might Have Trouble Remembering Whether Or Not They’ve Taken Their Medicine!That’s Actually Pretty Genius…

Genderoftheday:today’s Genders Of The Day Are: Bluetooth An- Ok Lemme Just Interrupt This Gender Submission Right Now To Point Out That Someone Felt The Need To Edit This Image To Add “Most” In A Mismatched Font Above The Word Men. They Literally

Imzoruaok:pokemon Game In Which Your Mom Is The Pokemon Championshe Doesn’t Even Have A Unique Character Model Or A Face Sprite, And Is Still In Her Homely Outfitwhen The Trainer Finally Meets The Pokemon Champion, She’s Like “Surprised To See Me,

Itsvondell: I Dont Trust People Who Dislike Nintendo

Neferpitoo:neferpitoo: When A Southern Person Betrays U: Betray’all I Hate This Post

Homugi:presented To You In Facebook Chat Format Because I Didnt Want To Type It Out Again: The Time I Fucked Up And Told My Chemistry Teacher I Didnt Believe In Milk

Sixpenceee:the Following Is The Skull Of The Owl Monkey. That&Amp;Rsquo;S A Dead Anime Character

Dirtyberd:my Best Friend Trusts Me So Much She Gave Me Her Phone And Had Me Sext A Guy On Her Behalf While She’s Driving. This Is The Realest Relationship I’ve Ever Had

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