kikofficial: that sentence was wild from start to finish

kikofficial: that sentence was wild from start to finish

G0Dziiia:a Short Story

Nobody Is Proposing A Dress Code For Obama’s Daughters That Article Is Satire Chill Please(The Fact That It Could Almost Be Real Speaks Volumes About Our Country But It’s Not, So Like, Deep Breaths Y’all)

Tastefullyoffensive: This Dog Is Turning Into A Pancake. (Photo Via Mister-Plow) Excuse Me Your Dog Is Melting

Working For Change

Ebonypillars:birdsofaflute:aph-Wyonegonic:they’re Onto Usthey’re Onto Themselvesthey’re Onto Everyone

“I Said You’d Never Take Me Alive, But You’re Sure As Shit Not Taking Me Dead”

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Ollivander:somesleeze:spookyjupiter:don’t Date Someone Who Doesn’t Put The Grocery Cart Back In The Cart Return It’s Called Creating Jobs Actually Its Called ‘Not Being Rude And Making Someone’s Job Easier’ Somesleeze Lives Up To Their

Leightimtam:leightimtam: Nono No No No So I Had Class With My Lit Teacher Today And His Left Arm Is Amputated From Just Below The Elbow And He Was Having A Little Trouble Putting The Papers On His Desk Into His Breif Case At The End Of The Class And

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So I Don’t Know If You Knew But There Are These New Mouthwash Bottles. And When You Squeeze The Bottle The Top Fills Up. “Drink” It… And No More Will Come Out. So Here’s My Proposition… You Will Never Need A Shot Glass Again Your Move Alcohol

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