wolvensnothere: enchanted-dystopia: Well Yeah, I forget people don’t know this.

wolvensnothere: enchanted-dystopia: Well Yeah, I forget people don’t know this.

Breannewilliamson: Maddisonkennedy: Kindly-Unspoken21: Hardcoreclouds: Chipotle Came To Philly Pride Today… Lol Oh. My. God. Epic.

Bblackgoldd: Shrek.

Meganwalls: I Went To Walmart To Buy A Tub Of Cookie Dough And A Box Of Tampons And As The Seventeen Year Old Boy Was Ringing Up My Stuff He Just Looked At Me And Said “It’s Going To Be Okay”

Our Little Infinities

It’s A Perfect Day To Kick Ass, Becky

Wakey Wakey Eggs And

Jobhaver:secret Government Agent: Tell Me Right Now, Do Aliens Smoke Weedmulder: [Tied To A Chair In A Dark Room] I Wont Ever Tell You Thissecret Government Agent: Punches Mulder In The Face What Kind Of Weed Do Aliens Smoke Mulder: *Spits Blood On

Alternativecheese: Lackyannie:in Any Language, We Know This Painthis Is Fucking Funnier In Spanish

You Were Named After Two Of The Bravest People I Ever Knew

Dream Demon

Morefunthanb4: Me, On Masterchef: Puts Plate In Front Of The JudgesGeorge Calombaris: What Have You Made For Us Today?Me: It’s Salt And Sugar Mixed Togethermatt Preston: Incredible! What You’ve Managed To Do Is Distill This Dish Into It’s Most

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