this girl I’m friends with on facebook just got married to a dude who looks just like her brotheryiiiikeessss

this girl I’m friends with on facebook just got married to a dude who looks just like her brotheryiiiikeessss

Big Dad Energy

Xgmk: Foreverdancingangel: Rage-Quitter: So My Grandmother Just Told Me A Joke…“Why Do Women Wear Panties With Flowers On Them?”“I Dunno, ‘Cause Flowers Are Pretty Cool?”“In Loving Memory Of All The Faces That Were Buried There.”I

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Calling Out Tumblr User Sean3116 For Crimes Against Humanity

Ejakeulati0N: Ejakeulati0N: So I Was In Choir Today And This Dude Wouldn’t Get Away From The Piano But I Needed To Find My Starting Pitch So I Told Him To Play Me A D And He Didn’t Listen To Me So I Yelled “I Need The D, Carl” And Then I Realized

Xmenimagines: I Didn’t Want To Respond Because The Answer Was “Me And My Friends Are Arguing Over Which One Of Us Has The Most Sociopathic Tendencies And I Thought ‘Hey I Murdered My Twin In The Womb’ Was An Excellent Argument”

Sassymccoy: Just-Shower-Thoughts: What Really Blows My Mind Is That Nasa Is Able To Receive Data From A 4.67 Billion Miles Far Away Spacecraft, While I Lose Wifi Signal Once I Move To The Kitchen #@Nasa What’s Ur Wifi Password

A Nice Young Man

Krxs10: Picture Taken Of Scene Where Sandra Bland Allegedly “Hung Herself”, Moments After The Body Was “Found” Was Just Released. And Of Course, No One Is Buying It.police Are Claiming That Sandra Took The Trash Bag Out And Tied It To The Partition

Baconsloth: Deoxyhemoglobin: I Was Chatting With A Donor Before I Drew His Blood, And He Was A Dentist. When I Actually Drew Him, There Was Just A Little Squirt Of Blood And It Surprised Him I Looked Him In They Eye And Told Him “You’re Bleeding

Quantum Entanglement Is A Tricky Business

Bhhammy: Mbulsht: Meeb: Nightmuncher: Cloacacarnage: Kiss Is A Magical Girl Group Those Are Fucking Sailor Saturn And Venus Transformation Sequences #Where Is This From Why Have I Never Seen This Are You Shitting Me

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