wookiewuv: roseshock: ithotyouknew: Me: *is naturally beautiful* Me: *wears makeup so I can be supernaturally beautiful* this is so important I like that.

wookiewuv: roseshock: ithotyouknew: Me: is naturally beautiful Me: wears makeup so I can be supernaturally beautiful this is so important I like that.

Kngshxt: I Wanna Learn How To Throw Knives So I Can Throw Em Like Real Close N Graze Somebody To Let Em Know 2 Shut The Fuck Up

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Holding The Power Button To Shut Down Your Computer Feels Like You’re Choking Someone To Death

Frequency Shift Keyed

Pizzaback: He Looks So Sad…Just Let Him In

Angel: My Neopets Account And My Bank Account Have The Same Password.

Notmargaery: University Voice Unfortunately… We Have Too Much Money… So We Have To Raise Tuition So We Can Build A Place To Keep All The Other Money In… So Sorry Unavoidable

Sarcastic Compliments

Unclefather: A Bee Can Become Drunk From Fermented Nectar And Other Bees Will Punish It By Chewing Off Its Legs. “Hey, Pete Is Drunk Again Lets Chew His Legs Off”

Meh

Citadelbloodbeard: While We’re On The Subject Of Honeybees, I Was Recently Visited By A Swarm! I Came Home Tuesday To Find A Huge Cloud Of Bees All Around A Magnolia Tree By The Garage. In Less Than An Hour, They Coalesced Into A Tight Ball Of Bees

56Nights: Flipmode819: Elite Level Vine Right Here Incredible

Okie-Dokie-Froakie: You Screami Screamwe All Screamfor Ice Beam

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