I just thought the TV remote was my glasses case and was confused why it wouldn’t open

I just thought the TV remote was my glasses case and was confused why it wouldn’t open

Annoyance Level: I Am That Ring In Your Toilet That You Continuously Scrub Out But Just Keeps Coming Back.

I Think The Ultimate Display Item Would Be A Poseable Life Sized Ash Ketchum Plush/Doll/Figure (Complete With A Stand And Display Case), Along With A Complete Wardrobe Of All Of His Different Outfits, Including The Ones He Only Wore Once Or Twice. That

Anon853: I’m Bored So Here’s A Photo Of Ash Ketchums Crotch

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Gonna Cut Holes In My Wall Because My Mom Went Out Shopping

My Best Friend Is Having A Baby And Me And My Parents Bought One Of The Slightly More Expensve Things On The Registry And Hes Saying Shes Is Going Off The Walls Over It And Wants To Write A Letter Of Thanks Because Of It And How Do I Say Not To Do That

Beneathbranches: How Do I Say “Please Pay Attention To Me, I’m Lonely And In A Shit Mood” Without Sounding Whiney?

One Of My Old Bosses Called Me Yesaterday To See If I Had Applied To An Open Positionand I Told Him I Hadent And Was Not Capable Of Doing The Ob Because I Was Worn Out. He Seemed Disappointed. We Talked For A While But He Didn;T Change My Mind. I See

Not Sure If I Over Exerted Myself Raking My Yard Or If It Was The Dog That Kept Barking Really Loud But I Have A Really Bad Migraine. Feels Like A Knife Is Stuck In My Left Eye Socket. :(

It Hurts So Bad I&Amp;Rsquo;M Hallucinating And Nauseous From It

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I&Amp;Rsquo;M Watching Scifi With My Dad And There Was An Ad For A New Movie/Show Called &Amp;Ldquo;Big Ass Spiders!&Amp;Rdquo; And People Think That Hollywood Is Running Out Of Ideas :D

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