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So anxious It took 5 minutes to pull up my pants in the bathroom.

So anxious It took 5 minutes to pull up my pants in the bathroom.

 So anxious It took 5 minutes to pull up my pants in the bathroom.

Still At Work Till Midnight. Got Plenty To Do Still Though :( Taking A Break Adds A Half Hour To My Regular Work. Ugh.

 Still At Work Till Midnight.  Got Plenty To Do Still Though :( Taking A Break Adds

Dickburritos: Add Me On Skype So We Can Just Have Eachother As Contacts And Not Really Talk To Eachother Because I Am Unable To Begin A Conversation

Dickburritos:  Add Me On Skype So We Can Just Have Eachother As Contacts And Not

Gloamvalley: Ive Been Laughing At Ths Gif For 37 Years

Gloamvalley:  Ive Been Laughing At Ths Gif For 37 Years

Big-Chicken: Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat

Big-Chicken:  Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat

Im Still Upset About That 1 New Pokemon Shirt I Got With The Xy Starters Thats Smaller Than Marked And Advertised :&Amp;Rsquo;(

Im Still Upset About That 1 New Pokemon Shirt I Got With The Xy Starters Thats Smaller

Here It Is On Top Of A Real 14-16 Shirt. Its A Lot Smaller. Still Gonna Keep It And Maybe Display It But It Sucks Its Too Small To Wear Comfortably.

Here It Is On Top Of A Real 14-16 Shirt. Its A Lot Smaller. Still Gonna Keep It And

I Stopped Caring And I Am Wearing That New Shirt. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Sure I Look Ridiculous.

I Stopped Caring And I Am Wearing That New Shirt. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Sure I Look Ridiculous.

Yes, I Do In Fact Look Ridiculous.

Yes, I Do In Fact Look Ridiculous.

Yeah, Its A Little Tight.

Yeah, Its A Little Tight.

So Its Friday The 13Th, Theres Going To Be A Full Moon, And We&Amp;Rsquo;Re Currently Being Bombarded With Radiation From Solar Flares. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

So Its Friday The 13Th, Theres Going To Be A Full Moon, And We&Amp;Rsquo;Re Currently

Sometimes I Get Into Bed And After I Lay Down I Wonder About Things Like How Does A Dick Feel In Your Mouth (Esp Just At The Top Of Your Throat) And How Does Your Own Dick Feel In Someone Elses Mouth And How There&Amp;Rsquo;S A Lot Of Room In My Ass That

 Sometimes I Get Into Bed And After I Lay Down I Wonder About Things Like How Does

Bring Revolution To The Universe!

Bring Revolution To The Universe!

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