conchfishscates: ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’ yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

conchfishscates: ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’ yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

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Thatfunnyblog: The Soda Poured Right Into The Glass Like It Was Supposed To! Funny Stuff You Like?

Tomlinscunt: I Just Went Out For Dinner With Some Of Mum’s Work Friends And There Was A Girl My Age But She Didn’t Speak English Very Well And She Kept Asking Things Like Do You Like Rice And What’s Your Favourite Vegetable But Then She Leant Over

Oohtheyhavenibbles: I Just Found Out About Gloster Canaries And I’m Gonna Cry Lookit Them They Have Bowlcuts Bowlcuts Look At That Smug Little Fucker With His Fucking Bowlcut

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Shiamuslim: Rhydonmyhardon: I Hate It When Flies Fucking Rub Their Stupid Little Shitty Hands Together Like They’re Plotting To Ruin My Life Those Tiny Little Bastards

Death-By-Lulz: Pizzaforpresident: You Kids Need Ta Start Behavin, This Is A Fancy Restaurant! This Post Has Been Featured On A 1000Notes.com Blog.

Jakemalik: Howell-Junkie: Jakemalik: Makes Spelling Mistakes To Seem More Edgy And Wild On The Internet Do You Know How Long I Spent Looking For A Spelling Mistake Here

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Anotherdayanotherchange: Recoveryofabrokenteen: S-T-A-R-F-I-S-H: Idk If Anyone’s Made This Yet, But I Made Patrick’s Body Transparent! He’ll Be The Color Of Your Blog! It Has A White Background So It Sticks Out More C: (Via Tumbleon) He’s

Angwomon: Fuck You Brian

Bigdhutch: Laughing Way Harder Than I Should

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