kittykatastrophic: marina-del-cyrus: Whenever I get period cramps I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…

kittykatastrophic: marina-del-cyrus: Whenever I get period cramps I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…

Juliacaroled: The Biggest Overreaction Recorded In History.

Thecausetm: Sexually-Aggressive-Cas: Im Fucking Chocking Someone Help Good God

Therewerebirds: Triflesandparsnips: This Morning My Daughter, Who Is Nearly Four, Saw The Stretch Marks On My Hips And Stomach. She Ran Her Hands Over Them And Asked What They Were. “I Got Them When I Grew Up,” I Said, “And A Few More When I Had

Sevenpoints: Iidelirium: Captainragtag: Hey What If Someone Invented A Machine That Allowed Women To Transfer Their Pregnancies To Men And Then The Government Passed A Law That If A Woman Didn’t Want To Have A Baby The Biological Father Was Required

Theskyismylimittt: Elgin-Marbles: Yrthebossapplesauce: This Is A Str8 Up Game Changer. Wow That’s Sooooo Cheating I Don’t Approve Also How Do You Just Saw A Pint Of Ice Cream So Neatly My Day Has Been Turned Around

Quixon: Hey Y’all, It’s Me B With Blue Ivy Just Hanging Out Y’all Cmere Come Closer Lemme Holla At Y’all A Second Y’all Want This Damn Baby?

Dirtylittlestylewhoree

Fuckyeahdarkgirls: (Betterinsideout) Fuckyeahdarkgirls!

Fatbeyonce: I’m Sorry, But What Kind Of Body Do You Need To Have To Do Yoga? Oh That’s Right, If You Have A Body, You Have The Perfect Body For Yoga.

Mittsagoland

Hubedihubbe: —Toothless Has A Soft Spot For Rapunzel. Also He Secretly Likes To Tease Hiccup. Idk I Wanted To Do Something Silly/Sweet. Uwu

Thats-What-Im-Tolkien-About: Dubbledeckerbus: Is It A Gif? Is It A Jpeg? No One Knows. I Almost Fell Off My Bed I Hope You Are Proud

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