Sherlocksmyth: Sherlocksmyth: One Time My Religion Teacher Who Has A Monobrow Asked Me “What The Hell Did You Do To Your Hair?” Because I Had A Blonde Streak Through It And I Said “What The Hell Did You Do To Your Eyebrow” And He Sent Me Outside
porrimz: coolasacalliope: porrimz: my goddamn grandfather comes around and writes shopping lists like this like is that really fucking necessary goddamn calligraphers why is your grandfather buying eyeliner my grandfather is a fabulous motherfucker
