capslockapocalypse: I woke up and counted my presents… 36. THIRTY SIX!?? BUT LAST YEAR- LAST YEAR I HAD THIRTY SEVEN.

capslockapocalypse: I woke up and counted my presents… 36. THIRTY SIX!?? BUT LAST YEAR- LAST YEAR I HAD THIRTY SEVEN.

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Life Has To Be Like This, Has To Keep Going On

Life Has To Be Like This, Has To Keep Going On

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