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When I Was 16, I Had A Fake I.d. And Decided To Go To A Gay Bar By Myself Because Some Friends Bailed On Me. While There, An Older Gentleman Bought Me A Drink. He Wasn’t A Creeper, And He Definitely Wasn’t Unattractive. I Accepted The Drink And Began

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