my-flourish-and-blotts: A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.

my-flourish-and-blotts: A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.

Can’t Decide… Murder… Or Hug…. I’m Gonna Go With Murd—No, Wait, Hug. I’m Going With Hug.

The Literary Hopeful

Flo-We-Rs: Look At These Evil Lesbians Destroying The Sanctity Of Marriage

Magicalmanhattanproject: If Anyone Ever Calls You A Slut Just Say ‘And Yet I Still Won’t Fuck You’ And Then Blow Them A Kiss As You Saunter Away Because That’s The Closest They’re Ever Gonna Get To Your Magnificence, O Smaug, Chiefest And Greatest

Batwynn: Weeeeeeee! _________ I’m Having Way Too Much Fun Drawing On My Phone.

Riddlemehiddleston: Riddlemehiddleston: I’m Home Alone And My Parents Forgot To Tell Me That There Are People Painting Our House So I’ve Been Reenacting Les Mis And I Just Violently Threw Open The Window To Yell ‘Cannons’ And The Poor Guy Nearly

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Jauregui

Jesuschristvevo: I Hate Teachers Who Dont Let U Go To The Bathroom Because “Too Many People Went Already” Like Yea But None Of Those People Were Me And Our Bladders Arent Connected So Just Because They Peed Already Doesnt Mean I Dont Have To Pee

Trying-To-Hide-The-Pain: Birds-Bones: What If School Burned Calories. What If School Burned Down.

Sarcasmsaidit: These College Emails I’ve Been Getting Have Started To Sound More And More Serial Killer-Ish.

Liulfrkeahi: That’s Not Tarzan’s Pet, Though… That’s His Family. He Was Raised By The Apes.

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