flo-we-rs: look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

flo-we-rs: look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

Magicalmanhattanproject: If Anyone Ever Calls You A Slut Just Say ‘And Yet I Still Won’t Fuck You’ And Then Blow Them A Kiss As You Saunter Away Because That’s The Closest They’re Ever Gonna Get To Your Magnificence, O Smaug, Chiefest And Greatest

Batwynn: Weeeeeeee! _________ I’m Having Way Too Much Fun Drawing On My Phone.

Riddlemehiddleston: Riddlemehiddleston: I’m Home Alone And My Parents Forgot To Tell Me That There Are People Painting Our House So I’ve Been Reenacting Les Mis And I Just Violently Threw Open The Window To Yell ‘Cannons’ And The Poor Guy Nearly

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Jesuschristvevo: I Hate Teachers Who Dont Let U Go To The Bathroom Because “Too Many People Went Already” Like Yea But None Of Those People Were Me And Our Bladders Arent Connected So Just Because They Peed Already Doesnt Mean I Dont Have To Pee

Trying-To-Hide-The-Pain: Birds-Bones: What If School Burned Calories. What If School Burned Down.

Sarcasmsaidit: These College Emails I’ve Been Getting Have Started To Sound More And More Serial Killer-Ish.

Liulfrkeahi: That’s Not Tarzan’s Pet, Though… That’s His Family. He Was Raised By The Apes.

Lesbianathogwarts: Neyruto: April Fools Day Is The Perfect Day To Confess Your Undying Love For Someone If They Dont Feel The Same You Can Just Yell “Trolled U” And Run Away Whooping And Hollering So No One Can See The Gentle Tears On Your Face

Egberts: Bikinipowerbottom: Guy On The Right Is Like “Girl Bye” Guy On The Left Like “Girl Hi”

Quacklemore: I Saw Somebody Tweet This About How To Hide Your Phone In Class And Its Really Pissing Because The Calculator Is Clearly Right There Like Hide That Shit Or Something Put It In Your Bookbag Sit On It Stick It Up Your Ass Dont Just Leave It

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