sarcasmsaidit: these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

sarcasmsaidit: these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

Liulfrkeahi: That’s Not Tarzan’s Pet, Though… That’s His Family. He Was Raised By The Apes.

Lesbianathogwarts: Neyruto: April Fools Day Is The Perfect Day To Confess Your Undying Love For Someone If They Dont Feel The Same You Can Just Yell “Trolled U” And Run Away Whooping And Hollering So No One Can See The Gentle Tears On Your Face

Egberts: Bikinipowerbottom: Guy On The Right Is Like “Girl Bye” Guy On The Left Like “Girl Hi”

Quacklemore: I Saw Somebody Tweet This About How To Hide Your Phone In Class And Its Really Pissing Because The Calculator Is Clearly Right There Like Hide That Shit Or Something Put It In Your Bookbag Sit On It Stick It Up Your Ass Dont Just Leave It

Honestlyiamironman: Zchr: What If You Woke Up With Amnesia And All You Could Remember Was Your Tumblr Password And You Had To Discover Who You Were Based Off Your Posts

Reyairia: Asian: Asian: So Im Shopping For Make Up For The Girlfriend Bc Valentines Day And Holy Fuck How Do You Girls Afford This Shit $80 For Eye Shadow??? Is It Made Out Of Unicorn Shit What Is Naked 3 Why Is It Called Naked Will It Make Her Look

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Theirontardisofbakerstreet: Bluetricycle1: When You Say A Word Too Much And It Stops Sounding Like A Word Most Accurate Gif Ever

Raw, Real &Amp; Relatable

Khionexiovi: Oliviergiroudd: Puberty: American Dad Style You Have No Idea How Long I Was Waiting For This

Underscorex: There Is Water At The Bottom Of The Oceancarry The Waterremove The Water

Zagreus-Taking-Time-Apart: Steampoweredsass: Zagreus-Taking-Time-Apart: We Teach Kids To Fear Animals Like Rats, Snakes, Spiders, Etc. That Are Harmless 99% Of The Time But Do We Ever Warn Them About The Real Danger Why Does It Have Teeth On Its

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